A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.

"Robert, have you heard about this fanfiction stuff?"

Heard about it? For all you know, I write it. And don’t think I don’t appreciate being the filling in your theoretical Chris sandwich, because I do.”

"What makes you think you’d get to be in the middle?"

"Respect your elders, kid. Plus it’s more visually symmetrical that way."

"You actually have put thought into this, haven’t you."

"I’m not telling you my AO3 screen name." 

[RDJ Advises Chris Evans Pratt on his Life Choices]

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spring night — one hour worth
a thousand gold coins;
clear scent of flowers,
shadowy moon.
songs and flutes upstairs — threads of sound;
in the garden, a swing,
where night is deep and still.

su tung-p’o (1037-1101ce)

photos by atomiczen in new zealand’s lake tekapo and tazmania’s cradle mountain




so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy







omg I didn’t realize that, I love this scene 100x more now

#okay but the movie is literal perfection when you realize #95% of the time he still thinks he’s little bitty shit!steve #but yeah no THIS SCENE IN PARTICULAR #also we don’t see the fight because its probably laughable #Steve still trying to stop punches with his goddamn face #only it works this time #aLSO THOSE TWO SECONDS BEFORE HE SEES THE GUARDS #HE’S ALL LIKE #’FUCK YEAH THREE POINT LANDI—oh fuck’ (tags via bluandorange)

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groot using…frenzy plant? aha who knows i just wanted to paint these two again

i originally wanted to color this picture much more simply, but then decided that what is summer vacation free time good for if not rendering the hell out of things




Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out

omg baby








Just hanging out!

its tiny

whats up with the husky chihuahua?

She is an alaskan klee kai, a pure breed of dog, completely unrelated to a chihuahua.
Klee kai are a rare breed of dog that resembles a small husky. She is also very small for breed

honestly thank you so much. 





sebastian stan and anthony mackie did the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge together, proving there is in fact a god



Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie took the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge to another level, while disrespecting their Captain. Not cool guys, it’s not your turn yet, be patient.







gryphonrhi, clanwilliam, what are your thoughts on pinstripes, waistcoats, and glasses?


heyheyrenay: #the second photo is a goddamn problem

Um, I’m going to need you to explain in very small words how the first photo isn’t. 

Evans has been cosplaying Justin Hammer for a while now. I think we need a Sam Rockwell advises Chris Evans on his life choices, copperbadge.

"Chris — can I call you Chris?"

"Please stop touching me, Mr. Hammer."

"Chris, in this world, there are winners and losers. And you know how you tell the winners?"

"I’m terrified you’re going to tell me."



"A waistcoat is a sure sign of success, my man. It’s easier to pick out winners by their waistcoats than to try to identify and ignore losers."

"You know that was just a fashion shoot, right?"

"Waistcoats, Chris. Waistcoats."

"I am going to do the exact opposite of everything you say."

[RDJ Justin Hammer Poorly Advises Chris Evans on his Life Choices]

I honestly don’t know jack about Sam Rockwell, but I figured if anyone would try to advise Chris Evans on his life choices, Justin Hammer would…

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Floozies and Fools

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Captain Rogers, drawn in Photoshop



*shows up 15 minutes late with a crappy dorito comic*

Origin Stories: CAPTAIN DORITO (this is part 1) (part 2 out next week or something)

Click here for other Avengers comics


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